New Year's Eve and it's hard to believe
another zodiac has gone around.

While you drank yourself high on hoping
and watched the ceiling spin from the ground.

Counting down from ten it's time
to make your annual prayer.

Secret santa in the sky
when will I get my share?

Then you tell yourself
what you want to hear.

Cause you have to believe.

This will be my year.

This will be my year...Semisonic


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Friday, June 18, 2004

Random bits and pieces...

Gilly passed another test today or rather, aced it. Three down four more to go. Fingers crossed and I'll be visiting him in his hotel tomorrow. Whooeee. My mom is here because we're going to my future sister in laws wedding shower tomorrow. I live closer so it just made sense.

We spent an hour or so in the mall trying on dresses for the wedding and nary a claw was exposed. Pretty freakin' impressive. Quality time and Target and dinner plus dessert. Ended the evening by wrapping a kajillion shower gifts and loading up the car to assure we don't have to sweat too much tomorrow morning. I'm typing this while laying face down on the bead because I am so tired. Literally nose down no eyes looking. That's what typing in chat rooms in college will do for you. You can type face down. I attribute my mad typing skills to many many hours discussing Liz Phair and likes with similar minded people. Always boys. Never girls.

The cutest thing that I heard today was in Target, a little kid about seven or so saying, "I am moaning NOT whining!"

I am going to use that line next time someone tells me to stop whining. Ermmm, but nobody really ever says that to me so I may need to wait a while. Or I need to start whining.

And just to round things off...

Jive, Spears' label, is said to be concerned that she might be facing a dramatic weight gain.

"She is a big girl anyway," said one record industry executive. "She is prone to gaining weight and likes her junk food. Being on the tour with all of the dancing was keeping a lot of the weight off, but now that she's going to be on crutches for a while, people are worried she will balloon up."

If Britney is a "big" girl than I am gigantor. She's a "normal" sized girl. Once you take away the breast additives and the mega watt tan of course.

"BLOW IN her ear. If she likes you, she'll blush!"

That's what the folks at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in Times Square say to fans who get up close to the voluptuous wax figure of Jennifer Lopez.

Something called an LED is in her head, with a motion detector. After an admirer's hot breath passes the shell-like ear, there's a 30-second time delay.

I won't even go there...


posted by JustKeepMum on 1:02 PM