New Year's Eve and it's hard to believe
another zodiac has gone around.

While you drank yourself high on hoping
and watched the ceiling spin from the ground.

Counting down from ten it's time
to make your annual prayer.

Secret santa in the sky
when will I get my share?

Then you tell yourself
what you want to hear.

Cause you have to believe.

This will be my year.

This will be my year...Semisonic


Go Ahead Punk: E-Mail Little Squaw @ squawpunch@hotmail.com

AIM: gimletgurl7 (Remember when she used to be here?)

Monday, February 02, 2004

Okay, if you know anyone that I work with I'd prefer that you didn't share this info with them.

Last night after the high drama finished (post Sex and the City THREE MORE EPISODES! and Larry David and well the Patriots winning and such) well Gilly was all amped up and bound and determined to find a Jackson nipple on the internet. Then he put on Matt Drudge 'cause he knew he'd be all fired.

I am not a big Drudge fan. I think that he's a bit of a buffoon. Plus his audience or at least those who call in are sometimes very culturally stunted. I get frustrated for the same reason Howard Stern frustrates me, because they really like to run their mouths but are basically uninformed.

Anyway I was all riled up. Here's my spin on the whole thing:

A. Justin and Janet used to get it on. A commonly well known fact that is. So it wasn't the first time he'd grabbed that implant.

B. Britney's been showing up Justin lately in the shock dept. what with kissing Madonna, getting married, getting annuled and the lyrics to "Toxic. " Admittedly "Toxic" is no "Cry Me a River," but still.

C. Janet has a new album coming out and she only does events when she needs publicity. That's an easy one.

D. Janet's brother is currently having a spot of trouble. Perhaps she had hoped to draw attention away from that OR she knew that she was the irrelevant Jackson at the moment and wanted to switch things up.

E. Janet's never been afraid to show her nipples/breasts and she did appear in the picture with a nipple ring placed through her nipple on top of an shirt i.e. ring in place no nippage showing. Kind of like a Prince Albert.

So here we are listening to Drudge and he posts the close up of the nipple on the site and wowza that was some hardware. And then I trundle off to bed.

I keep listening to the show and the people are annoying me and blaming it all on MTV. The evil empire that it is. So I dial good 'ole Drudgy up. Tee hee. AND after three tries...I GET THROUGH!

Now all I wanted to do was give him some talking points. I didn't want to talk to him. So I point out points A., B., and E. to the engineer answering the phone. He pauses and says, "What's your name?" I say, "Amy." UGH I should have given a fake name...I think to myself and then he asks where I am calling from and I say, "New York." Tricky huh? Quick on the fly hmmm? I should have said, "Boise." Rather than only one state away from where I actually was anyway, then he tells me to turn off my radio and puts me on hold!

I run down stairs practically starkers and tell Gill to turn off the radio and to put the other phone on mute so he can hear. He was hysterically laughing. So I wait and wait and wait and I am getting tired because it's WAY past my bedtime at this point and I tell Gil I am about to hang up and he implores me not to.

Then I suddenly hear, "Amy from New York what do you think of the this whole thing?"

And I said, "Good evening Mr. Drudge."

Again I point out points A., B. and E. and he tried to contradict me and I was all calm and cool and then I told him that I was sure that Janet and Justin had planned it and I also pointed out that Justin is always trying to break away from his "good boy" image and he said some thing about Justin's statement and I said, "Well, his mother is very protective of his image." and he said, "Do you think his mom knew about it?" And told him I didn't know but she certainly made him release the statement and he was like, "Why do you think that?" and I was like, "Excuse me sir, but didn't you see the episode of Punk'd when the first thing he did when he was scared was call his mom?" etc...etc...

I told him I was saddened by the fact that what had started off as such a patriotic event had ended so tragically and he commented on Kid Rock or "Chris Rock" as he called him (again with the stupid) and I pointed out that while I found the flag thing inappropriate he did take great caution when he removed it to assure that it didn't touch the ground. And countered with, "No his band did." and I replied, "Actually if you were familar with Kid Rock's work you would know that he is very patriotic and supportive of the military..." and we bantered back and forth for a bit and as Gill said, I had him on the run and then abruptly the line was cut as he went to commercial.

Ahem. The Matt Drudge national feed. May I repeat, "TEE HEE!!!"

I've never done such a thing. I was also very certain not to say where I worked OR to release any inside information.

I've no intention of telling my co-workers about the thing.

Then this morning I get an email from a chap who I work with, you know the chap who I mentioned was a big sexual harasser of sorts? Well I get an email which simply says,

"I am just curious, but what were you doing at around 12AM last night?"

OH MY GOODNESS!!! I almost passed out. So I responded,

"I was asleep. I have to get up at 6AM so I have to go to bed pretty early. Why? Where you dreaming about me?"

Tee hee! No response. :) Now we know he listens to Drudge which could result in him being stoned considering the department where he works.

So my friends as Paul Harvey would say, "And now YOU know...the rest of the story."
posted by JustKeepMum on 10:24 PM